Saturday, September 10, 2005
ARMy liFe
Its not army life of mine. Its my cousin. Yesterday i went to send him to pulau tekong. Finally its the day of his ns. Meet him at 9.15 to accompany him eat mac. Cos he will have lesser chance to eat mac. But well his mother and father come and ask want to go changi village eat a not ? I say anything. Of cos say anything lar if not later tio kao bei. Then me and my cousin seat at the back of the lorry. The wind is better then air con. Hair anyhow fly. Go pie at the back of the lorry so shiok ... Anytime can fly out. Then we talk lor. Talk about car. i teach him a few army rules. Then reach changi village ( i scared later i kana rape by those hormos) hahha... Then go the hawker... Haizz... Nth to eat. I thought they say changi village a lot of things to eat de ? But well nvm ... Eat prata lor ... Wth ... The prata taste like Toot !!!! Even ntuc buy and fried yourself de taste nicer lor. And its not hygenic lar .. The guy take money and then take out the prata flour to fried... i See already also :s And the oil put like oil no need money buy like that. Now oil price high ... Dun put so much lar ... Will make people fat also ... If i known i eat carrot cake also haizz...
Then after that take lorry go pasir ris mrt ... Then my 3rd uncle in law he cannot find parking. Then me my aunt and cousin go pasir ris. Then when reach the interchange, there got one station is to bring people to the palau tekong ferry terminal de. The first thing he reach is he kana scolded to tuck in the shirt... Wahaha ... :P i no need leh ... Then all look so ku ku... Then we miss the time slot but nvm... REach the ferry terminal. Everyything also orderly de. Must line up queue all those. Then need ic de ... Then take the ferry. The ferry dunno why call shit and urine smell ... Vomit * hahaha ... then the ferry shake here shake there ... Lucky i trained before , if not sure sea sick de ah . Then reach tekong kana seperated with cousin le. He go up and we were lead by the army personnel to a lousy bus to explore tekong campus. Campus only, not the training area. Then still got see their bunk lar all that. Then lead us to a auditorum. Then saw my cousin. He like kana tammed like that leh. Seat until so nice in their seats. Then their CO tok cock tok cock ... Then q and a . a lot of question ask leh these parents so ks ... Scared their son's cannot tahan in the camp. My cousin kana pes b . Cos he never go for the napfa test. So he had to go in 2 months earlier. I dun want. I want go pes A.. More chance of going OCS :x He in bmtc school 2 viper company. Then swearing in. Quite honourable i think
Guess who i saw ? I saw he Wei jian. Wahahaha ... He Wei Jian same company with my cousin. Maybe paltoon mates or even room mates. Who knows ? hahaha ... Then i see him close up leh .. People evny me ? I walk side by side with him. One He Wei jian= 2 wl including the size and the singing :x. Then meet with my cousin. He haben botak. Wahaha ... He like super nervous like that leh. Then eat lunh. Eeee... this time budget liao. Last time still got buffet. Now super budget. Eat what these ns men eat lor. Then got vegetarian de lar of cos. But hor i see hor. Wth lar ... Its so little lar. The propotion its very little. Everything so little . Then i think siao liao. Next time i go in sure not enough to eat. Cos they cutting budget of the army mah. Then i siao liao. Stupid Mindef. Must be the associate professor. Forget his name. Still got water resource de his tittle. Cut the food. Got money send chinhook to USA help people. NO money give soldier good food ? Oil expensive you know. Take one chinhook fly to USa you know how long a not ... The oil comsumption is so much. Now oil $71 plus per barrel. Go there at least need 10 barrel.
Wah. Like that how ? Next time i go there eat bean sprout le ah ?
Then he wei jian sitting in front of me ... Wahahah ... close up again. Then the girl sitting in front of him is either his sister or his girlfriend. But anyway. Then girl quite pretty i would say. Not those ah lian type of chio. Is those pretty. But not beautiful. Ming jie this kind then call beautiful. Mr ng wife is call beautiful also. Hahaha.. Get the difference ? Hahaha ... Then after finish le. Eh... Must ownself put de. I come all the way here to eat this kind of things and do this kind of shit ? Then cousin send us go jetty. Before we reach jetty have to part le. I actually wanted to say. EArly die early good. But his parents around. So i shhh... Then go le... got a little miss him ... Cos he like my older brother like that. I am the eldest in the family. So no brothers. So when go out that time, he always take good care of me de. Always lor... i will gonna miss him. By the way He Wei Jian really look like boy. So young. So small size :x Then reach ferry terminal, take queue up for ferry. Then seat in the feryy. Look at sea. Think of things. I thinking of why we guys must go ns.
My conculsion is this. Serving NS is a noble thing to do. Why? Because you go in for tough training. Do all the shit things, cover with mud, smell like salt fish, kana punish by the officer. Get insulted at chao recuit all those. Is for who ? Is to protect the one you love. Your father , your mother, you family , your girlfriend :x and most of all your country. I will serve with pride with honour because i will protect the county and my wife ( in future). I will protect Singapore with m16, sar 21 , MG, genades and even rocket luancher. If anyone would to endager our country's deterences, i will be the first to volunteer even at the cause my life blood. ( quoted from the army pledge :x ) I will serve with pride and honour. I don't know why people must geng NS. Its a men thing lar. For those who geng here geng there is a gay. Not men. Gay. Cos cannot tahan these training so is gay... Well. during departured that time, got girlfriend one hug girlfriend. Got friends de hug friends. Got family de hug family. Well i wish i go in that time can hug all :x Well i never cry for my cousin. Not as if he is not coming back. He just go for chalet in tekong for 2 weeks then can come out le mah. And i am proud of him also. Hopefully he pass out that day i would be there also. To see heimget his green beret.
posted at [10:42 AM]
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